Remember how it all started with a “hey I like this song”
(Source: markstoermer, via danielerrkidd)
i miss the flip phone days because you could always dramatically end a phone call like bitch whatever
(via theonewhoabandonedheaven)
things that cause me a mental breakdown
- slow internet connection
- losing something i held a second ago
- kids screaming for no reason
- girls with annoying voices
- math
- my mom
- arguing with stupid people
(via theonewhoabandonedheaven)
Ian Somerhalder + “Caveman” - ”I am part of Pop culture, but literally I live in a cave.”
(Source: niansomerhalder, via theonewhoabandonedheaven)
the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord
omg the way that last baby hops!
The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”
i’m laughing so hard
I’M SO DONE
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR MAMA OKAY
oh god who bought this back i couldn’t stop laughing the first time
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via bozz102)
THIS GIRL IN MY SCHOOL HAD THIS CASE AND WHEN I SAW IT I STARTED TEARIN UP BECAUSE ISN’T IT JUST THE BEST THING
(via bozz102)
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(Source: whenthesuspenderscomeoff, via theonewhoabandonedheaven)
